Here are some small words of humor to brighten your day. :)
Topic--- Bumper stickers..
Horn Broken watch for finger...
Topic---Random Jokes....
bob looked over the fence to see why his neighbour was digging and said to his neighbour' why are u digging and his neighbour said ''my fish is dead ' and bob said 'its a big hole for a fish' and the neighbour says' well your cat swallowed him''
I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
Topic---LOL
10 signs your an Internet geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
7. You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
6. You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger" them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to make sure they're listening to you.
5. You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.
4. You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and refer to your children as "client applications".
3. At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
2. After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I feel so colon-right parentheses!"
And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
1. Two Words: "Pizza's Here!"
Hope these have brightened your day or at least got a smile or two I love you my blog fmaily<3 PEACE